URGENT BREAKING NEWS: smelly (reportedly not to have bathed for weeks) Norm Coleman REPUBLICANS pour into the streets burning cars, waving the communist flag, screaming “No justice, no peace!” -- just kidding
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ITS LIKE…
MAGIC --
How can Franken steal this
election? Answer: very early in the
process “find votes in the trunk of a car” election night from DEMOCRAT
precincts. ZERO votes “found” in
REPUBLICAN precincts. Challenge obvious REPUBLICAN
votes. REPUBLICANS get in the game late
and start challenging questionable DEMOCRAT ballots. DEMOCRATS unleash corrupt big city press on
the REPUBLICANS.
POOF, Coleman ‘MAGICALLY
UN-WINS” the election. Hello, Senator
Franken.
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